Somedays you're an adult. Somedays you're a kid again. Then on very rare occasions, you're the sucker who picks up their banana and sloughs off the white sticker residue to discover that it's a spider baby factory. Surpise! And "hello mother" cry the million baby spiders in unison as they scatter with alarming speed.
I dare you to eat banana now. I double-dog dare you.
1 comments:
I will definitely be eating a banana still! I bought a bunch today and I'm too poor not to eat them... but I may be avoiding the stickers from now on since you don't really have to remove them to eat the banana! :D Sincerly, Plus One ;)
Post a Comment