One of These Things is Just Like the Others (Again)

I watch American Idol. I just have to say that Pia Toscano looks exactly like Courtney Galiano of SYTYCD fame and Lea Michelle of Glee fame.

Observe:

It seems to me that the FOX network has a "type."

That Darn Mole

Somehow the MOLE got more votes than Alison Iraheta? What the flip! This is why we are having an economic crisis. We as a society would waste our time voting for that mole and not spend our time voting for that dear sweet girl who is totally awesome. Speechless.
Let's recap TV this week so far.
Dancing with the Stars. I hate lil kim. I love Ty and Chelsie. If they get voted off I'll weep. But I'm happy that LT is gone. Woot. And I lub Melissa. Now what?
Oh American Idol. Goodbye Anoop and Lil. I'm okay with that. And I hate Mole. Gokey is falling in my sight. Kris Allen gained a little favor. Mostly because I read a sweet blog that called him "hot by default" which was hootie hoo funny. Adam still glam. Mole somehow still around. And Alison...still amazing.
My Boys was d--- funny. They had the second Decathlon that we have seen during the course of the show. Which reminds me. I want to be in a Decathlon of board games.
Okay I don't have much else to say but I'd like to beg, no, PLEAD with you to not vote for the Mole and the horrible singer that lives underneath it.

It's just a waste

HOW DARE THEY!!!!!!! HOW DARE THE JUDGES WASTE THE JUDGES SAVE ON THAT BIG UGLY DIRTY HAIRY THING AND THE PERSON WHO IT LIVES ON WHO PRETENDS HE CAN SING???

For those of you who don't know already...a tragedy occurred last night. Paula, Randy, Kara and EVEN Simon chose to waste they judges save on the Lost cause that is Mole Giraud. Any one who sat through his strangled-cat version of "Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman" has a much stronger stomach or an even worse ear than I. He ruined a perfect song. I hate him. (I'm allowed to hate public figures I don't know. They are like characters. Like Anne of Green Gables or Ronald Weasley or Batman...I can have strong feelings just because I can.) So they wasted the judges save and kept him from getting voted off because why? So he can get voted off next week. I thought the whole point of the judges save was to prevent a Michael Johns from getting voted off. Or a Daughtry. Someone who's being voted off was like a blindside from America. Someone who America cried out to "I'M SORRY I TAKE MY VOTES BACK AND GIVE THEM TO YOU." Not this Mole and His head who we have had in the bottom like half of this season. We obviously don't like him as much as the other people. Why would we honestly want him back next week to defile another perfectly good song. GO BACK TO THE DUELING PIANO BAR! Because the only way anyone would want to listen to you play is if there is a generous supply of alcohol handy.

There I've said what I wanted to say.

Steve-Oh My Goodness! Also SLOOOOOOOOW downloading.

Well the darling ex-drug addict is now officially out of the DWTS competition. I fully agree with Bruno that he has the charm of a confused puppy. And basically now I want the final three to be Ty and Chelsie, Melissa and Tony, and Gilles and Cheryl. But I don't know if the rhinestone cowboy is going to get to stay that long. I love him though. And I LOVE LOVE LOVE how well Chelsie has done with him.

As far as American Idol goes here is how I rank last nights performances:

1. Adam Lambert- He is pretty saucy and when he broke down the song for those couple of measure and the went back a tempo it was superfly. He is so glam and glitter rock and he's fabulous.

2. Allison Iraheta- LOVE HER VOICE LOVE HER TONE LOVE HER SONG. LOVE HER. She is who I wish would win based on her chutzpah alone. She started out a little unpolished and now she's just incredible.

3. D GO- Classy nice easy listening. Which is what he is. AND I loved the harp. Boo on you Simon.

4. Kris Allen- He did fine. I don't like him. The more he is around the more he reminds me of Bob Goldthwait. A much better looking version of course.

5. TIE Lil and Anoop.- Meh both did alright. I wasn't entertained but I didn't really really want to fast forward unlike

7. Matt Giraud- He just has to go. He's such a poser.

One of my new favorite shows was on last night. It's called Cupid. And it's pretty much a romantic comedy in an hour. Sometimes its more than one. I am in love.

Also last night was My Boys. The most anticipated 30 minutes of my week. How I love PJ and Bobby. And Andy. (Plug: Definitely invest the time and listen to Jim Gaffigans new CD King Baby. Hilarity. Just a sample. Bowling is hilarious.) Mike and Kenny. And of course the ever delicious Brendo. Wasn't the funniest episode ever...but meh. Still pretty darn funny.
So I bought Twilight HD off of itunes almost a month ago and It's still downloading. The file is only 3 gigs. I'm about halfway. How is this even possible?