One of Those Days...

Today has been just one of those days. You know...
one of those days when you feeling like throwing up
one of those days when your shoes make your feet feel like they're wrapped in plastic bags

one of those days when you want to watch What Not To Wear for hours

one of those days when you DON'T get the job you were hoping you'd get
one of those days when you're mad at your friend because they totally suck

one of those days when you know NOTHING is going to be on TV when you get home and you've just exhausted your netflix stock pile
one of those days when your counterpart at work went home sick

one of those days when 12 ounces just isn't enough caffeine
one of those days when you don't have enough change for more dr pepper
one of those days when every ring of the phone sounds like the pied piper's song leading you away from your desk

one of those days when you wish Quidditch were real and you could go watch a game

one of those days when you remember MJ is dead and that you'll never see him in concert rocking the glove
one of those days when no matter how you do the math you're always going to fall short
one of those days when you're still too young

one of those days when you're far too old for that
one of those days when you're purse looks like the end of the world
one of those days when there just don't seem to be enough Reisens

one of those days when goo-gone is the best smell in the world

one of those days when you are so tired your eyes refuse to stay open

one of those days when you can't quite make it in less than 7 degrees

one of those days when your skirt keeps riding up and bunching all funny
one of those days when the horrible long pieces of your grown out bangs are too long to be bang and too short to be in your bun so you just have long sideburns
one of those days when you wish your name started with a J and that you back combed your hair
one of those days when your blouse buttons get hooked on the door knob
one of those days when you wish dithering were punishable by death
one of those days when you can't understand how someone could confuse "N-I-E-L-S-E-N" when you spell it out with "Wilson" "Nilson" "Neilson" "Nielson" all in the same phone call when you are spelling it out EVERY TIME
one of those days when emo just has it all right

one of those days when chocolate is not your friend

one of those days when Disneyland just isn't looking likely

one of those days when you can just feel how messy your car is

one of those days when you've left your entertainment somewhere
one of those days when 7,710 days of "never been kissed" seems like just too many

one of those days when your nose is always cold

one of those days when you just don't care what J.K. Rowling said...Dumbledore was not, is not, and will never be...read a book once in a while J.K. Rowling!
one of those days when you realize you haven't blogged in a LONG time
one of those days when you mourn Randi's axing from SYTYCD
one of those days when you really feel your weight

one of those days when you sort of start to feel numb

one of those days when you never know what else could go wrong
one of those days when

"why isn't this day over yet"