So...I was just getting ready for bed just now. The lights are all off, I'm already in my bed, and I'm tending to the last of my sleep time rituals. I was casually looking at my phone, reading stuff, setting my alarm, etc. When suddenly, a kamikaze demon insect comes flying right at my head. All I hear is the BZZZZZ of little creepy wings flapping like those of a hell-bat. Naturally, I flip out ("Goooeeeeaaaaguuuuuaeeaaa") and jump quickly out of my bed to turn on the lights and find the intruder and kill it. When I turn on the lights, what do I find? A dead bug. A brown fly. A dead brown fly that decided to spend its last moments on Earth freaking me out by buzzing my ear. What the heck, Fly? What the heck? I can only see two possible explanations. Either a.) this fly was a terrible practical joker or b.) my flip out noise was so terrifying and horrendous that it gave the fly a heart attack. You decide.
Friday, August 6, 2010
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3 comments:
awesomeness. Maybe my favortie post ever. Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
Ummm, maybe it was just faking dead and it was all a practical joke. Did you check its vital signs? You probably flushed it down the toilet into a watery grave. It's like when you kidnap your friends for fun and wear masks and then they press charges. Bummer. Well, let's hope for your sake - and eternal salvation - that the fly was really dead. Haha, great post. Thanks for posting and not going back to bed after the traumatic incident.
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