I've been thinking a lot about this lately. And it's stressing me out. I'm like 7 percent certain that I am slowly becoming a vampire. For the past month or so I have basically stopped sleeping at night. I am SUPER pallid. I can smell blood from a mile away. Food does not taste good to me at all. I just constantly feel like I am dying of thirst. I feel like I'm getting super buff and I'm not even doing any thing. I hate the sun. When I am outside in the sun, I feel like my eyeballs are going to explode. And randomly the other day somebody touched my skin and they were sparkly after. For Pete's sake I have sparkly skin. I hope when I become a full fledged vampire I'm a totally hardcore one like Spike from Buffy or The Count from Sesame Street.
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i think it is the weirdest thing that they have a character on sesame street that is a vampire. i mean, they have this character, on a childrens show who kills and drinks humans' blood. wtf sesame street?!
Oh, Amberlina! You are so funny. I am 7% sure this is my favorite post.
That would be awesome, although I am reading a book that will probably make me want to kill you. Lisa suggested it. It is called: "Abraham Licoln, Vampire Hunter" and since it is cool I think that one day I might be a vampire hunter.
Any aversion to garlic?
I don't think Count Dracula is the same breed of vampire as Edward. I've never seen the Count's skin sparkle... BUT who knows? Maybe people sparkled AFTER they touched him.
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