I Know What You Did Last Weekend

I went on a mini-break with my friends this weekend. We went to a cabin, swam in a lake, rode 4-wheelers, played cabin games ( you know those games that aren’t fun enough that you’ll want to play them at home but are fun enough that you’ll want to play them with extended family since there is no television. Games like “Head of the Class” or “Therapy”…), and generally leisured around.
But we had an incident. On our way back from getting ice-cream, “Anne” was driving. We were laughing and having an all around good time, when without warning a poor tiny chipmunk darted in to the road. He darted right. He stopped. We swerved to left to try to avoid running him over. He darted left. I saw his little eyes. He looked as if he were saying “Annabel, my chipmunk wife, I will always love you. Let the kids know I did all I could and love them too.” And then…THUMP. THUMP. All of the girls in the car screamed. “Anne” and I were hysterical. And that was the end of the life of Charlie Chipmunk.

Charlie Chipmunk

April 2008 – July 2010

On July 17, 2010 Charlie was searching for food to bring back to his wife Annabel who is expecting another litter this month, when he crossed the black hard river. After just passing the yellow islands, a silver beast came along and ended his life in a tragic accident.

Charlie lived a simple life. He was born to parents Angus and Roberta Chipmunk in April of 2008 the oldest of a litter of 6 chipmunks. Like most baby chipmunks he started his life the size of a bumblebee and hairless, but quickly he grew and got his stripes within 7 days, earlier than his siblings whose stripes did not appear until the eighth day. During his growth to adulthood Roberta often remarked how kind and intelligent young Charlie was. Once it came time for Charlie to make it on his own, he thrived. He spent his days eating snails, slugs, larvae of insects, worms, frogs, mice, small birds, acorns, berries, fruits, seeds and, his favorite, nuts. He stored food well and was always done with his storage long before the winter months came. Once his own storage was done he was always willing to aid the other chipmunks in their gathering. He met his wife, Annabel, in the fall of 2008, after they both had just been weaned. They were both picking berries from the same plant when they fell in love. Charlie spent the rest of that gathering season helping Annabel with her storage. In the spring of 2009 they welcomed their first litter of 3 baby chipmunks (Clarence, Charlie Jr, and Julia) into their family. Later that year in August they welcomed 5 more into their den (Natalia, Gretchen, Beth, Thomas, and Harold). It was a happy time for the Chipmunks. Later that fall tragedy struck while Charlie and young Beth were searching for some snails. As they searched a hawk came and took baby Beth away. Charlie did all he could to find his baby girl but the hawk left him injured. He was missing for 3 days. When Charlie finally did arrive home, Annabel was devastated with the loss of their child but was grateful Charlie came through alright. In the spring of 2010 they welcomed a litter of only 2 babies both of whom were stillborn. Charlie spent the remainder of his days gathering and providing for his den.

Charlie is survived by his wife Annabel, 7 children, and 43 grandchipmunks.

He is preceded in death by his parents, Angus and Roberta, and baby daughter Beth.

In lieu of slugs, the family asks that you send huckleberries to Charlie’s favorite organization “The Tree For Cripple Chipmunk Children.”